This reminds me of something

But I’m not saying what.

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Dirtiest Mad Lib Plath Poem

moist button’s moist button

“I lick my buttons and all the button licks button;
I lick my buttons and all is lick again.
(I lick I lick you up inside my button.)

The buttons go licking out in moist and moist,
And moist button licks in:
I lick my button and all the button licks button.

I licked that you licked me into button
And lick me moist, licked me quite moist.
(I lick I lick you up inside my button.)

button licks from the button, button’s buttons lick:
lick button and button’s button:
I lick my button and all the button licks button.

I licked you’d lick the way you lick,
But I lick moist and I lick your button.
(I lick I lick you up inside my button.)

I should have licked a button instead;
At least when button licks they lick back again.
I lick my button and all the button licks button.

(I lick I lick you up inside my button.)

- Susan & Sylvia Plath

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Was reading last year’s October posts and found this. Still just as good this year. Even better maybe.

All angry over the spirits

All angry under the bullshit
I cavort with dazzling spells among the clouds
Be aware! The sin was good
So sensuous within the fire
We sense luminous vapors before the fire
Awaken, awaken! The passion must continue
All angry over the spirits
You expel yellow flames among the ground
Heavy! The birth has died
translucent thirsty
across the water
empty hands
How many times
the foreigner
come singing
before help could come

Bondage lovers normal, maybe even happier

Vindication!

I wish the study hadn’t just focused on men but I like that BDSM is being studied at all and that results show that participants are totally normal, and in some cases better-adjusted, than their vanilla counterparts.

Bondage lovers normal, maybe even happier | NEWS.com.au

By Tamara McLean

AN unusual sex survey has found that Australians who enjoy bondage and discipline are not damaged or dangerous, and might even be happier than those who practice “normal” sex.

…contrary to commonly-held stereotypes, they are not doing so in reaction to sexual abuse or because they are “sexually deficient” in some way, according the study of 20,000 Australians by public health researchers at the University of New South Wales.

…In fact, men who take part may be happier, with results showing they score significantly lower on a scale of psychological distress than other men.

The researchers did not study why this was, but suspect it might simply be that they’re more in harmony with themselves because they’re into something unusual and are comfortable with that.

I Can’t Decide

I can’t decide if my new catchphrase should be:

“I don’t want to party with new fillings.”

or

“I caution you, it can be both.”

Lifescore so far today = 0/4, unless turning on the sprinkler counts as a household chore. I am so tired.

Doing Illustrator Tuts

Create a 3D Push Pin and a Paper Note in Illustrator – VECTORTUTS

Needing to freshen up my Illustrator skills, so doing random tutorials. Love PSDTUTS, VECTORTUTS is just as cool. Nice to have someone walk me through the 3D capabilities of CS3, here’s my output.

(What, like you thought it wouldn’t be pink? Please.)

FAIL or Devious WIN?

Quite possibly a devious WIN if you really don’t like soccer players.

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Urf! is making me laughalot

I had to smallinate this for posting here, so click on it to go there where it’s from.

I want a box.

OH! The things I would holler.

Things you have to go read and look at if you don’t want to look like a dolt and stuff

This came from here so go there.

I want one of these

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First Genuine Laugh of the Day

Thank Ceiling Cat for icanhascheezburger.com, it’s the only thing that makes me smile from 8-4, M-F.

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I am the biggest sucker for this stuff

Oh, you totally know I cried.

Wordle – Make Art from Your Words

Fun toy for the day, take a bunch of words (or your delicious tags/links) and have wordle turn them into a fun, artful tag cloud. Save it to their gallery or print.

Pretty! Mine looks like a shoe!

Wordle

FAILblog, still making me belly-laugh

more funny fail pictures at FAIL Blog

Facebook Gangsta

I am such a sucker for these CollegeHumor.com videos, but they’re so well done!