I Bask
I bask in the radiant heat of the heater thing.
I lay on the footstool thing to position myself to capture maximum heat from the heater thing.
The lady keeps calling me “Sphinx-y pants.” She is crazy, and later I will pee on her kitchen rug.
(I love how if you look closely here you can see the heat shimmering in the air above the heater.)
And just for the heck of it and because I am in the mood to miss myTodd™, here’s a picture of him and Princess B back in 2002 when we still lived next door to each other (And PB had more black than gray in her face. But don’t mention it to her, she’s sensitive.)
Guess who?
Guess who feeds the dogs from the table? It’s not me, and it’s not my Mom. If you want to see some Mexican-jumping-bean dogs, you should see these chihuahuas when my Dad comes around and eats something. Oh, and check out the ‘tocks on Jake (far right)
And here’s their dog, Cricket, who is the right color but the wrong shape and size to fit into the superBadPack. In fact, he matches the texture of that rug quite well, now that I look at it.
As you can see, Chelsea is what we like to call “highly food-motivated” in that she flees from all humans unless they have food – then she tries to crawl up their leg into their lap to get it away from them.
Filed under: chelsea anne, chihuahua, Demon Puppy, family madness, Princess B | Comment (0)She like eet!
Yes, yes – I seeet on her. But she like eet! I swear to yooo! Thees little one, in theee back here? She no like. But theees one, she LIKE when I seeet on her! Is truth!
Sometimes? When my paw ees cold? She let me warm on her stomach. She ees good to me, no?
Happy Holidays from SBG & The Pack!
Haven’t had time to do much creative stuff in the past few months, but I did spend the last TWO WHOLE DAYS (well, part of the day on two days in a row, so, sorta) creating this video for you, and ONLY for you. It’s called Life on the Chihuahua Farm, and boy is it grand. (The life and the video.) There are appearances by the three doggies you’ve come to know and love plus a surprise appearance by my reflection! Also my legs at one point, but it’s just a flash on the screen, unless you pause it, you perv.
The file’s about 15MB and in .wmv format – for those of you with no idea what that is, it will take awhile to download but our PC will play it.
Hope you enjoy and Happy Holidays to everyone – thanks for whatever magical thing you’ve done for me this year — I know it was something good or I totally wouldn’t love you like I do!
Oh! There’s adult language in there! But you need the sound on to get the full effect, so if you’re at work wait until no one’s around, K?
Filed under: chelsea anne, chihuahua, cute stuff, Demon Puppy, Princess B | Comments (2)More Amazing Wonder Pup – Team Rubber Limbs
I am just not going to make much of a comment for these. They speak for themselves.
Jake is clearly made of used bouncy rubber balls abandoned by children who (sadly) were later relegated to mental institutions.
Also this whole thing has a love-in/grope-fest vibe happening which makes me feel a bit voyeuristic.
Originally uploaded by superBadGirl
Originally uploaded by superBadGirl
Originally uploaded by superBadGirl
Nature Watch – In the Winter Months
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In the winter months, some superbadgirls have been known to develop odd, Bruiser-shaped lumps on their chests. This condition usually rights itself by springtime, and seems to be somehow temperature and/or sweater-related.
Edit: LMAO – I posted this via flickr last night, late-ish. Now, my stuff on flickr is largely unobserved/commented because, well honestly it’s mostly of interest only to me. This morning I saw that this had roughly 5x the number of views of my average photo there, and I hadn’t even cross-posted it to any other groups or anything. Weird. Then I looked at the tags I had put on it in my sleep-dep haze last night. “Chihuahua, boobs.”
Mystery solved.
Sometimes the predictability of the world is a comfort, really, even as it’s in the middle of being ridiculous.
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So you know Chelsea’s penchant for hogging the heater vent? Well guess who picked up on that trick? That’s right, demon puppy. He’s now staged a heater-vent coup. Chelsea feels this is unacceptable, and at first she does a little play bow to try to get him off of it, all friendly-like.
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Saga continues after the jump.
Filed under: chihuahua, cute stuff, Princess B | Comment (1)I get the feeling
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I get the feeling that Chelsea’s over there on the right thinking “Yeah, meet my two roommates here, Stoner and Retard.”
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Mr. Sensitiv-o
OK so you know what’s hard? Taking a picture of a puppy’s neck when that puppy doesn’t want a picture taken of his neck. Anyway, I am trying to document Mr. Sensitive-Skin Jake who apparently can’t wear a collar with any hardware on it at all. He’s got practically no hair on his neck and chest, and this is about the 5th time he’s developed a big scrape/rash on his neck from the metal parts of his collar rubbing it. So I have to be on the lookout for something all cloth maybe. I don’t know how I will affix his tag to that though. Anyway, here he is all crazy-eyed.
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Howl-o-ween Mania
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Playing “Telephone” & Guarding Windows
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OK, Bruiser tewwwtally has fleas! Pass it on!
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Just liked the weird effect the camera did on this one, though I don’t know what caused it.
Dewd, yer TEWtallly bogarting the ‘beam!
I took this Saturday morning. To me it looks for all the world like the dogs got into some chill-out type of substances and then started squablling (albeit in a very lazy way) over the too-small sunbeam.
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My Babies!
A few weeks ago I took the little ones to a photography session at Lola & Penelope’s, a pet boutique in Clayton. They were insanity itself to get posed, Jake kept jumping off the stand they were supposed to stay on, and Chelsea wouldn’t sit down for fear someone would grab and/or eat her. But oh.mah.gawd did the pictures turn out cute! I had to order a whole slew, and I may be ordering more.
Key: Chelsea is the one who won’t sit down, she’s on the far left of the screen in almost all the pics I think. Jake is the boy with the crooked mouth, and Bruiser is the princess of all she surveys, in the middle of almost all the pics. Enjoy!
PS: I have been tilling today, and I think I almost ripped my arms out of their sockets. But I now have a nicely tilled plot of land in the middle of my yard, so I can start planting more. Whee!
Filed under: chihuahua, garden stuff, Princess B | Comments (2)Dr. David Thorpe
The Awkwardness Survival Guide
Here’s another posting from Dr. DT – seeing his name in the Something Awful news archives page gave me a teeny electric thrill this Monday a.m.
I love everything this man writes and someday he’s going to bear my children. Just like Ah-nald, but not wearing a dress while pretending to be a woman at that one clinic or anything.
This survival guide to awkward social situations is funny. I think he could have stepped it up a little in classic DDT style, throwing in a couple of fake situations involving dropping a carried lady, or inadvertently entering the menstrual asylum when looking for the food hall, but overall it gave some sunshine to my day, so I give it a 7 out of 10 possible guffaws. The fake seizure bit was more than commonly funny, and did make me laugh out loud, as they say.
Also, a pox on the security guard who made me move my car this morning! And it turns out it was all for nothing, because when I called his boss to bitch him out (parking in the student’s parking spaces is the sole perk of the students being on spring break) the boss told me that they told the guard just the opposite. Bah!
And a pox on the cafeteria management, who decided to close down this week because it’s not “profitable” to stay open when the students aren’t on campus. Whatever! Staff and faculty don’t eat? I want my chocolate Zingers, darn it! And I had instant oatmeal, and it was strawberries and cream flavor, and it turned all pink and I am still deciding how I feel about that.
Oh and Jake learned to jump up on the couch! I am such a proud mama! I mean, yeah he still eats poop, but he’s coming along. Seriously, Jake and Chelsea are fascinated by Bruiser’s poop and as she’s going they will stand behind her and watch and sniff as it comes out. Eesh. And then Chelsea, who fakes submissiveness, but has aspirations to boss-hood, will then pee on top of it.
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