Random Questions of the Day
September 1st, 2007
- Why would you pose in front of your garage door, brandishing a mallet? Really?
- What’s with guys wearing those old early 80’s brown-rimmed glasses, and do they know that it makes them look like perverted dorks?
- If you cannot figure out how to take a picture in the mirror without the camera obscuring half your face, do you think that I believe for one minute you will be able to find my g-spot?
- If you’re too sloppy and in too much of a hurry to spell out entire words, what are the chances you will have the skill and take the time to get me off properly? Really? Chill, Sr. Gonazales.
- Are you trying to impersonate a felon, or is that just really your natural look? I can really visualize the numbers under your chin.
- So wait, you’re married, Christian, “not looking for more than friendship” but have “Casual Dating” checked off on what you’re looking for. Color me confused.
- Wait, is that a baby-blue satin suit?
- Can you not fucking find a shirt? Do you misunderstand the fundamental way that shirts work? Are you too poor to have one? Did you just use it to mop up your keyboard? WTF?
- Wait, is that a gray satin suit?
- Wait, what now? “TEDDYBEAR , WHATING FOR YOU! WIFE”
- Dear “breeder” - do you feel that you should start therapy first, or a remedial reading course for adults? This is not a joke please read. Hi I ?m the guy next store loving caring and always ready to help. That?s why I?m here for toughs of you who want children with out the g\man being there. Race dose not mater to me, I am here for couples and women that want kids and are having problems finding the right man or is having trouble getting pregnant. I would like to help please E-mail me if you are interested I?d be more then happy to help.
Number one question being of course, why do I bother?
4 Responses to “Random Questions of the Day”
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You mean like those Clark Kent birth control glasses? Eesh.
“I AM TEDDYBEAR. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. ALL YOUR WIFE ARE BELONG TO ME!”
That last guy needs to add a disclaimer that reads: Not Responsible if children turn out stoopid. :razz:
I’m impressed.
Plus, Heidi’s “All your wife are belong to us” was way funnier than anything I can come up with.
Oh, also, my password doesn’t work for protected stuffs. Just thought I’d let you know. *huggles*
The PW for protected things isn’t your regular password. :grin: it’s the name of the most annoying person in poserdom, all one word, all lowercase. I don’t think you will have any problem figuring it out, but if you do, shoot me an email. :lol: