Why? Why FSM? Why?

August 26th, 2007

I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to tell me why, oh why this person would feel that this image was something to post on a dating site. So far the answer is not forthcoming. Which, I almost feel is some kind of pun, based on this image, but I am not sure, it could be sleep deprivation talking. Picture is mildy NSFW and even more NSF your sanity.

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In other news…

So I did NOT go out with this guy last night. I really debated it, but in the end I decided that it’s just not my nature to go on dates with people that I haven’t even gotten to know via email. I am not one of those “how high when you say jump” girls, and there’s no reason to go out with some guy if I don’t feel comfortable, even if he is both cute and funny. If he won’t take the time to get to know me via email then he doesn’t get me. If he doesn’t get me, why do I want to meet him? He could put in some effort is what I am saying.

But to prove I am not a total chickenshit headcase, I AM meeting someone else for coffee tomorrow, so there! This guy has been emailing with me for three weeks, we got to know each other, decided to meet and now we’re going to. He took the time to make sure I felt comfortable meeting him, and we’re meeting in the daytime at a busy coffee place, not at night in some dark club full of drunks. Altogether a better situation. That other guy was funny as hell though… but, que sera, sera.

In still other news…

It’s finally back in the 80’s here, so cool enough for yard work. I bought a string trimmer and totally had the power as I chopped down weeds willy-nilly. I did not so much have the power when something ricocheted off and cut my leg, but it was just a scratch. It’s almost made me think I might sow some grass out in that area rather than gravelling it over, because this only took about 10 minutes and was kind of fun. I will have to take some pictures this afternoon, because I have the coolest stuff coming up that I grew from seed! I am so impressed with myself for that, honestly. And there’s something called Amish Broom Corn that is freaking amazing. OK, all for now. Wish me luck for tomorrow that I don’t barf in nervousness and that the poor man doesn’t run screaming at the sight of me. :-p

  


10 Responses to “Why? Why FSM? Why?”

  1. jenipants on August 26, 2007 12:46 pm

    2 Things about the picture.
    1. It totally doesn’t suprise me that there’s a West Coast Choppers thing hanging on the wall in the background.
    2. Are those skidmarks…on the front of his tighties? Gross.

    Good luck on the dating thing :D If nothing else I hope you meet new friends…because, really, the dating sites I’ve seen are nothing but fuckbuddy hookup sites.

    Oh, as for my site….right now, I’m without internet. Well, kinda. Right now, I have it, and I’m praying it doesn’t go away, but Verizon has lots o’ shit to fix.

  2. Heidi on August 26, 2007 3:23 pm

    I am so blind.

  3. SuperBadGirl on August 26, 2007 6:50 pm

    Hey, who said I wasn’t interested in fuckbuddy hookups? :lol:

    Honestly, when I get the results of this latest blood test back, it wouldn’t surprise me if I had testosterone out the fuck in my system. The way I am feeling cannot be normal.

    Sorry for scorching your retinas fishy :|

  4. Heidi on August 26, 2007 9:06 pm

    S’ok. I still love ya. *hugs*

    What are they testing for this time? Or do they just go “we’ll do some blood work and see what we come up with” and then try to guess the problem?

  5. SuperBadGirl on August 26, 2007 10:09 pm

    Prolactin is one of the things, and general hormone levels. I still say it’s my damn thyroid. Despite that I get to have an ultrasound on Wednesday to see if everything looks normal in my lady parts. :roll:

    Wish they’d look at my damn thyroid gland.

  6. Heidi on August 27, 2007 12:48 am

    Ugh. I had one of those when I was having really bad periods. Is it the one where they tell you to drink tons of water and then don’t pee? That was fun. :roll: Hopefully it’s one step closer to fixing the problem, though.

  7. SuperBadGirl on August 27, 2007 6:15 am

    That’s the one! 40oz in the hour and a half before, and no peeing. Joy and happy fun times ahead.

  8. jenipants on August 27, 2007 8:31 am

    Hey, can it be beer? Because I know for a fact they sell those in 40 oz. containers.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

  9. Pilikia on August 27, 2007 10:21 am

    I really, really hope they can get your chemicals sorted out! That can affect so many areas of your life. :(

    And wow, thanks for the incredible hard laugh last night. I showed it to Hugh, who also could not stop laughing. Well, after he recovered from his blindness.

  10. Heidi on August 27, 2007 10:59 am

    Sadly, they told me it had to be water. Like not even orange juice or diet Pepsi. Horrifying, that. The guy wasn’t even 100% sure about Fruit2O. But since I don’t drink plain water, they got Fruit2O pee. :lol:

    I never drank so much liquid in such a short time in my life. I probably would have passed out drinking that much if it had been beer. At least they send you off to the bathroom as soon as they’re done with the test. “The bathroom is around the corner, head for the waiting room over there when you’re done.” I mean they know you have to pee.

    Sue, is he still laughing? :lol:

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