And the asshats keep on coming

August 23rd, 2007

I can’t even be arsed to read this crap anymore, honestly. And I am nice enough to redact his name and email too. More than he deserves. What is with this pixellated craptastico image?


51M, Wheaton, IL

Hello Beautiful,
Life is so much beautiful when you have a loved one who really cares. ..One who knows what soulmate is really meant by,worth and ready to give out the best of love to the fullest.That perfect half who really understands what unconditional love implies.. love that is considered unconditional and undying; so great that one’s heart might seems to burst with the joy of it. I was just checking out for that perfect half of mine when i came across your sweet profile which i just have to express my feelings towards you..Just to know if you are that angel i have been in search for all this while.Because i believe passion speaks from the word which comes directly from the heart to express and to show how one really cares..
I enjoy out door activities and other kind of ways to make my half always happy,I like travelling swimming,reading newspapers,watching football and other kind of sport..Though we might have been hurt in different ways due to situations and circumstances beyond ones control..But i believe it’s destiny..But one have to take things the way it comes.That has been one or more of the main reasons why we all are here…and i guess we are no longer kids..So i believe we should be able to work things out ammicably in a peaceful way We all overcome many obstacles within life which have made one the wonderful person one gets to be today..That always makes me have a great believe at the back of my mind that when there is life there is hope. I am an attractive, generous, honest, humorous, intelligent and i love to take care of my responsibilities as a man.I am a self employed enterpreneur who invests with the aim of earning profits and also love traveling around the world with a woman of my heart..i appriciate kids alot because they are the leader or tommorow while seeing them around me has kids or grandkids and also i will really love it if we can talk on the yahoo messenger to get to know much more about each other better,what do you do for a work? and also tell me more about yourself also because what i belive is that If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet and we will both be appriciate so much on earth again. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls. Then every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame.God has got his own reasons for us to meet and come this far. But I hope our friendship will flourish beyond what it is right now. Distance maybe just a part of the reason why sometimes we think we can’t handle this whole relationship, but I am sure our mind for each other can be a way far stronger then any oceans can come across..I will also like to know much more about such a great woman from heart like you.
I hope i have express a little out of my heart and how this can happen with us when two live so far apart.I will love to have your email so that we can talk on our private email.Mine is i get to hear from you again.Have a wonderful day..
Phil G.

  


3 Responses to “And the asshats keep on coming”

  1. Heidi on August 24, 2007 9:39 pm

    Pixellated and illiterate. What more could you ask for?

  2. Pilikia on August 25, 2007 12:23 am

    Is his head bleeding?!?!? Ughh….

  3. SuperBadGirl on August 25, 2007 8:47 am

    What more could you ask for? Anal warts. As always, a nice man with anal warts is all I am asking for.

    Where oh where is he?

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