I spend too much time

August 20th, 2007

I spend too much time on Overheard in New York whenever I go there, so I try to stay away. But it’s still on my home page via its RSS feed, so sometimes it sucks me in. This entry just seemed curiously appropriate and funny to me today.

I Have to Admire Your Invincible Ignorance

Boyfriend: Yeah, we gotta get some oil.
Girlfriend: No, not oil, K-Y.
Boyfriend: Oil, K-Y — it’s the same thing.
Girlfriend: No, K-Y is a gel. It’s water-based. Oil is not.
Boyfriend: Water and oil are, like, the same thing.

–F train

Overheard by: 2WongFu
via Overheard in New York, Aug 20, 2007

  


5 Responses to “I spend too much time”

  1. Pilikia on August 20, 2007 12:32 pm

    Wow. She should NOT let that guy near her toy drawer!

  2. Heidi on August 20, 2007 3:38 pm

    A guy that stupid I wouldn’t let near me, let alone any toys.

  3. SuperBadGirl on August 20, 2007 10:34 pm

    That poor girl. “The clitoris and the nipple are like, the same thing.”

  4. Heidi on August 20, 2007 10:48 pm

    :lol: “You and that other chick are like, the same thing.”

  5. SuperBadGirl on August 20, 2007 11:36 pm

    “This cock in my mouth and your cock are like, the same thing.” :twisted:

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