Fucktard of the day
Here’s an email I got from some guy yesterday morning. Just note how personalized (and perfectly spelled!) this missive is. Keep a trash can handy in case you need to vomit, because I think he visited “Mispeled Cleechaze N Bulk R Us” for some of this text.
Hi pretty,
How are you doing, just want to say hi to you and also want to know how you are fering….iam looking for true love , someone to love and be loved and someone to spend the rest of my life with ..well iam Steve, 44 , single dad(widowed), from sallisaw, Oklahoma.. just want both of us to be friends..and see what happens next …
A friend is someone who will walk the long way when you don’t want to hop the fence,No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth,Money and power only last the hour, but friendship and love withstand the sky above,Though miles may lie between us, we’re never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count the miles, it’s measured by the heart,A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out,Stars are like friends; there’s always some around, you just need to find your favorite one.Just want to let you know iam willing to relocate if i find the right person….
Really have to go now, have a nice day and take good care of your self,hope to hear from you soonest.. with love, kisses and huggs .. you can mail me on ; , or also add me to your yahoo instant messnger .take good care of your self …
with love,cares…
steve..
Really, words fail me. And that’s OK.
Just got done watching “300″ on PPV. Wow. Loved it. Visually stunning and strangely compelling even though I hate war movies usually. I am loving this new trend of making graphic novels into movies that actually stay true to the look of the original artist.
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Justin has been dying to see 300. Maybe I’ll watch it with him after all if you say it’s good.