What I am tired of seeing

August 17th, 2007

Wow, this whole picking out someone to date like picking out a new handbag is for crap. Out of the however many men within 50 miles of me, I have now self-eliminated or eliminated all but 18 of them as a potential date. And you can compare your profile with someone elses, you don’t see the answers to the questions, but they give you an overview of who’s more emotional, who’s more introverted, etc. And guess what I see on every farking profile I compare myself to? Just guess. You can’t guess, can you? Here:

  • sbg is MUCH kinkier
  • sbg is MUCH more sex-experienced
  • sbg is WAAAAY hornier

How I am I hornier than every guy on that damn site? Are they lying, or am I some kind of freaky nympho? I think it’s just been too long and I am in the middle of some kind of hormone explosion. Maybe. And any guy who I am MUCH more sex-experienced then has to be a freaking virgin. Unless they’re talking things you’ve done and not number of sex partners. Because baby girl is still in the single digits with partners over here. Now, if we’re talking things done with them, ok maybe I am more experienced , but damn I don’t WANT to be more experienced than the guy I am looking at. That’s wrong. I am a bad feminist. I know. I am sorry. But damn! What have all the 35-45 y/o guys been DOING with their time? Watching The Simpsons? Playing D&D?

WTPF?

  
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6 Responses to “What I am tired of seeing”

  1. jenipants on August 17, 2007 9:44 pm

    That P stands for Penguin, doesn’t it? It’s hillarious to hear Heidi say it on the phone.
    I think that, when they don’t get it constantly, guys tend to just….well, convince themself that they’ll never ever get it. And then, they start hanging out in arcades, playing Dance, Dance, Revolution.
    At least, that’s what I hear.

  2. SuperBadGirl on August 17, 2007 10:08 pm

    It DOES, it DOES stand for Penguin. And I am glad to have passed that along, as it’s the funniest thing ever said. Also, I saw your mySpace and I say GO JENIPANTS with your 90# - you are super awesome and just as kick-ass as an ass-kicking machine.

  3. jenipants on August 17, 2007 10:12 pm

    :D Thanks! It feels nice, but weird. I’ve got another 60 to go, and then I’m at where I want to be :)

  4. jenipants on August 17, 2007 10:24 pm

    Plus, so people like you, Heidi, Midge, and other non-Myspace-addicts, I made a new wordpress blog :D
    http://jenipants.wordpress.com/
    That way, you don’t have to feel voyeuristic. However, if you like that, you can still peep my Myspace :lol::lol::lol:

  5. SuperBadGirl on August 17, 2007 11:24 pm

    W00t! I added you <—– to my blogroll, which I can’t make be in order by category because the theme doesn’t work that way and I don’t wanna find a new theme. You’re under “I” for “Inside”

  6. Heidi on August 18, 2007 3:47 pm

    I often say now “Susie would say WTPF!” :lol: It cracks me up. Sometimes I write it, too. Susieisms are always good. :cool:

    And yay, Jeni!! :grin:

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