Maybe it’s just my dirty mind
But I think this is a crap headline - it makes me feel like my tax money going to NASA isn’t being well spent:
Repairs weighed as NASA studies gash
I did have an Urban Decay lipgunk once called “Gash” which led to a funny conversation with a sales clerk who obviously didn’t know the other usage of the word. She said something to the effect of what a funny, aggressive name that was, like “Look out, or I will stab you with my gash!” And of course for weeks afterwards my friends and I would try to contort into various body positions to make such a thing possible. It only worked if the person getting stabbed was compliant, is what we finally determined.
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