Inept Scam Artist of the Day Award…
OK so on these sites there are all kind of weirdo scammers. From what I hear the men get preyed on by hot Russian babes looking to love a strong American man, but first they need a little bit of money for their visa, or their grandma’s bail, or their sex-change operation. You fall for that, it’s your own fault. The guy-scammers that are out there are more diverse, but overall it’s by their bad grammar shall you know them. They always have NO requirements listed for a potential mate, they either have no photo or one that’s clearly from an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue (an 18 year old abs of steel dude, when they say they are 39 and make $150,000 a year) but the biggest giveaway is when they list their only language as English, yet their message reads like this: (note that this is someone I have never before intereacted with, and he sent me the same mail twice within 20 minutes)
Hey!
The weather here is great; sunny and just a little cool today. But I love it. I am a new member and a clients convince me to try because of a successful relationship. I am a little concern due to the fact that I really don’t know how this whole thing works. But here goes a honest try.
My life is pretty good, I’m constantly trying to improve it more and more cos what happened to me in past, but at the end of the day I can say, "things are pretty good. I want a best friend –someone to laugh with and enjoy life with–that person who you look forward to seeing or talking to —that makes your day just that little bit better. Intensely intelligent, inquisitive Woman with the spirit, charisma and guts to laugh at herself and Her world. Style, charm and ability to connect with challenges a must.Someone that will not be intimidated by me being who I am. Someone that won’t think I am sufficating just because I want to take care of them and love them. I guess a confident woman. Truthful, and can communicate.If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with Mrs Right. I went through your profile. It’s nice and hope its not just writing. I have some
questions for you…..
1. Have you ever feel loved before with anyone and can you tell me what love means…lol funny right?
2. Do you really want to get settled(married) and how soon…?
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Well I am 5′11" Muscle and unactivial normal Man that every reasonable Woman want to have as a partner. NB: reasonable Woman. Dont expect a tattoo or piercing, I am not against it but I dont have any because my beauty is trusting on God (not that spiritual). Hope to hear from you soon. My goal is a monogamous relationship leading to a lifelong companionship… a joining at the heart to let us share all life has to offer. So, if this sounds good to you drop me some lines to tell more about yourself here in my email address..(tommy _ jacket200 AT xxxxx Dot com),Tom Cares.
Seriously, I expected this shite to end with “You complete me.” So he gets my award for most inept scamster of the day.
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*falls back out laughing*
*repeats*
K, if that “guy” only speaks English, then he’s a moron. And, if that guy thinks an Intelligent Woman is going to fall for that, then he’s a moron. And if that guy thinks that there is anybody out there who won’t laugh out loud reading that… you get the idea. :lol: