An Intimate Sort of Quiz for the Ladies

August 9th, 2007

OK, I know all women are different, and all women’s bodies are different. And all different types of bodies are OK. But I just listened to this audio book and the main female character kept saying something that I couldn’t integrate into my personal experience. And I need to ask for some info from you. In almost every sex scene the main character would talk about how she got excited and her *ahem* (rhymes with spit) would rub against her panties. It would rub against the fabric, when she was taking them off the fabric would rub over it, it was just rubbing all over the place. For the life of me, I can’t imagine any possible configuration of my body and my underwear that would have them “rubbing” me there without me or someone else pressing them to that region. Well, maybe if I wore a G-string backward.

So, does baby girl have a baby penis, or what?

In the spirit of me gathering some intel, can you guys tell me if your *ahem* sticks out so far from your body that in the normal course of events when you get aroused it actually rubs against your underwear? And if you don’t feel comfortable with this, then tell me if in the course of your experience you’ve seen such a thing, and perhaps if you have a “friend” whose story you’d like to share, that would be good too.

  


6 Responses to “An Intimate Sort of Quiz for the Ladies”

  1. Heidi on August 9, 2007 6:06 pm

    *ponders*
    *tilts head to side in thought*

    Erm.. no. I can’t say that it does. Now I’m going to consider all the nekkid people on 3d.sk.

    *ponders some more*
    *goes to look at crotch photos*

    BRB…

    *renturns from crotch photos*

    Nope. Not seeing much in the way of hangage with that particular bit. I think the backward g-string theory is the most likely one.

  2. SuperBadGirl on August 9, 2007 8:41 pm

    If I believed in JeeeeeeeeSUS I would now be thanking him for not giving me a sub-standard, non-panty-rubbing personal bit.

    I wonder if women get REALLY really skinny and lose all the fat in that area if things kind of shrivel up to expose said bit? And if that’s the case, do I even really want to have confirmation?

  3. Heidi on August 9, 2007 9:06 pm

    It doesn’t look that way from the 3d.sk shots. At least one of those chicks had ribs showing and no boobs from the heroin.

  4. Pilikia on August 9, 2007 9:37 pm

    I cannot confirm or deny that I may have seen pictures of women that might fit this description ;) . . .But I’ve been pretty skinny in my life in previous years, and uh no, never personally had this particular problem. I think it exists, but it’s fairly unusual.

  5. SuperBadGirl on August 13, 2007 7:16 am

    I had a friend who was having this happen, but he happened to be transgendered (FTM) and in the process of getting pumped full of testosterone.

  6. Heidi on August 13, 2007 9:55 pm

    He didn’t have a tragic ballet dancer for an avatar, did he?

    :twisted:

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply

Name (required)

Email (required)

Website

Speak your mind

    NaNoWriMo Status
    Calendar
    November 2008
    S M T W T F S
    « Oct    
     1
    2345678
    9101112131415
    16171819202122
    23242526272829
    30  
    Past Posts
    Categories
    Countdown!
    • NaNoWriMo Ends:
      in 12 days, 6 hours, 53 minutes
    • Christmas:
      in 1 month, 6 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes

    Official NaNoWriMo 2007 Winner

    My Images
    www.flickr.com
    My Library
    Snippets
    • It just ain't fair this
      thing called loving
      When one's still there
      and the other feels nothing
      I would have done anything for you
      I still love you, baby I adore you

      - Conjure One "Tears from the Moon"

      - #
    • Nine to five
      Living lies
      Everyday
      Stealing time
      Everyone's taking everything they can
      Everything they can

      Zero 7 - In the Waiting Line

      - #
    • You know what? Just forget it
      Name something and I regret it
      The sun sets like surrender

      And I guess I misremember
      that whole time
      And what your lips
      felt like on mine
      It was the sweetest
      fever dream
      You probably don't know
      what I mean

      - Steve Tannen, Just a Little

      - #