Why do I have these people for clients?

June 15th, 2007

Why do I have to have a client who can’t remember the url mail2web.com? She’s written me three times to ask why she can’t get into her web2mail.com account. I’ve answered her twice, which is really all I have patience for. You’d think that by the actual URL she’d logic out that your mail is going to the web while you’re out of town. If the web came to your mail your PC would explode, or something similarly dire. She also is asking me why she can’t get into her Google analytics account because she’s forgotten the password. Which sucks because she is the one who set the account up. So, though I am master of much that I survey, I have not the power to glean her Google Analytics account password from thin air.

I think I am going to have to give in and turn on the A/C for the weekend, since it’s going to be 94 degrees. When the Chihuahuas are laying around panting or with their legs stuck up straight in the air, that means your house is too hot.

Guess what? I am painting my bedroom this weekend! So anyone who remembers the super-fun that I had last time I painted can imagine how awesomely cool this will be. Or, as we like to say in the trade “Oh shit, someone plug in the shop vac for this upcoming clusterfuck of badness.”

Saw this sign today on the way back from lunch: “Kidz Learning Center”

If I was going to send a child to a learning center, it wouldn’t be one which spelled kids with a “z”, that’s pretty much a given.

  
Mood : Friday afternoons are too long  Music : Garbage - Untouchable


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