Do not Drop Your Carried Lady
I have no idea why this is so funny. Or if not generally funny, then just particularly appealing to my sense of humor. Anyway, I’ve read it now for like the 14th time, and now I want to marry the guy who wrote it. I mean, he’s got scrambled madlibs for a brain. That’s just too damn sexy.
District Bulletin: Wanted Offenders
In other news, I went to World Market and almost went postal on the crazy cart contingent, who won’t move their carts or their asses out of the fucking middle of the row, no matter how obvious it is that you can’t get through unless they do. Fuckwads.
Then I got dizzy, I don’t know if it’s from the heat or my medication. I was thinking of going to see X-men, but then I thought that since I have the week off I might go some other time when the theatre wouldn’t be full of rabid 14 year old hormone bombs on their first dates. Because, you know the testosterone would screw with my cycle. So I went to Target and accomplished my first official task of my vacation!
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