Here’s Something Baffling
I am trying to picture this scenario: You’re getting intimate with someone, and you’re all up in your underpants, and then said person decides they’re NOT going to go for it after all (Which, you’d think they’d have known before everyone got unclothed and stuff.) But then they accidentally catch a whiff of your pheromone-laced underdrawers, and then the game’s back on?
What?
SO many questions.
- So why did everyone take off their clothes if they weren’t already pretty sure they were going there? Did everyone’s clothes accidentally fall off? Does that happen a lot? If it does, can someone let me know? I would not want to be startled if such a thing were to occur.
- If everyone’s derobing and a decision is made not to go where one thought things were going, what precipitated this mind-change? I would hold that there would have to be a pretty good reason.
- Would you really want to override that reason with pheromones? Is this a legitimate thing? Like, “Oh no on third thought I don’t want to have intimate relations with… *sniff sniff* well hang ON a minute!”
- If this is meant to be inhaled/ingested/experienced with clothes ON, well, that’s a different thing. But if it IS meant to be inhaled/ingested/experienced with clothes on, then why is it an underpants dip? Why can’t you just spray it on your jeans or your shirt or something?
- Once the clothes are off and everyone is in an amorous mood, aren’t there supposed to be actual self-made pheromones at work? You can’t tell me that if everyone’s in their underpants and turned on, the primary thing people will be smelling is this panty spray. People have, you know, natural scents when they’re turned on, yo.
I just… I am having a hard time picturing a scene where a person is within underpants-clad, crotch-sniffing range of me and this pheromone spray would be what it took to seal the deal. And if it WAS, then possibly there are larger issues at hand. I am pretty sure my reaction in such a scenario would be way more along the lines of “Hit the fucking road, asshole.” than “Holy shit, wish I had wet my crotch down with pheromones, this may have given me the edge I needed! Damn my own eyes!”
So I don’t really get it. But hey, here’s an idea. Perhaps this is just some random crap someone thought up to sell to women who are made to feel insecure about their sex appeal and natural body odors…? And the thinking is that one can make that pink and pretty and then capitalize on that pretty pink insecurity and make some money with this worthless product? Just a thought.
Perky Panties (link may be NSFW)
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Or not. Because that would be a waste of my money.
Honest to goodness, I don’t know how people think of, and bring to market, such nonsensical crap. “One whiff of my pheromone panties, and he stopped trying to flee!”
Dude, you’re talking to the lady that’s trying to start a business making bunny- and mouse-ear hats. Let’s not talk about nonsensical products to a furrie producer.