and which flavor of sad are you?

April 12th, 2010

Almost everyone I know makes me just a little bit sad.

Actually, every single person I know makes me a little bit sad.

One day, when I find the person who doesn’t ever make me sad, not even a little itty bitty bit sad, I am going to lasso them and haul them home with me and keep them forever in my closet or basement or somewhere else handy.

But that may make them sad.

Which would make me sad.

God damn it.

Here is an awesome new pair of boots that I have ordered.

They do not make me sad. So far.

For now, I am neutral about these boots. Fairly anticipatory, even, but prepared for disappointment.

Filed under: Dealing With People, introversion, people suck | Comments (3)

3 Responses to “and which flavor of sad are you?”

violentecstasy on April 12, 2010 7:00 pm
Those boots rock! I’m sorry for making you sad.
Stevo Darkly on April 13, 2010 12:21 pm
Aww damn. You seriously need a visit from a marauding horde of Hug Vikings.

I just read that your boots arrived. I hope you enjoy rocking them and I hope you feel better soon.

By the way, while I have the opportunity, I would like to very sincerely apologize for being late whenever I met up with you to hang out, back in the day. I have issues with time management, estimating travel time, a tendency to get lost, and lots of other issues. I did not intend to be so rude. (This has been on my mind recently, as a result of recent discussions with some friends about how different people value punctuality, etc.)
Heidi on April 15, 2010 1:37 pm
^This person is my lateness twin. Except I don’t usually get lost. I just have some kind of strange time vortex between myself and the car.

I am also sorry for any sad I send your way.

Hope you’ve gotten a chance to wear the new boots by now!