Fuck this for a bunch of bullshit
I cannot remember feeling this bad, for this long, at any other time in my life. I have had an excruciating sore throat for a SOLID MOTHERFUCKING WEEK. I am now at the point where I don’t want to die, myself. I want everyone ELSE to die. I am also ruminating on all the shit I might have. Jaw cancer? Undoubtedly. Neck AIDS? Surely. An infected jawbone? Why the motherfuck not? The back of my throat is swollen almost closed, my ears feel as if they’re rubbing EACH OTHER whenever I swallow. Yesterday I took allergy meds, cold meds AND I crunched up extended release prescription painkillers and took those motherfuckers too. It did not TOUCH the pain in my throat. Not even close. All it did was make me pass out for an hour or two, which was a relief. Except that my throat hurt WORSE when I woke up. Now I am on to maybe having mono. What the fuck is going on? My TEETH HURT. My TONGUE HURTS. My NECK and ARM HURT. My GLANDS are SWOLLEN, my neck is swollen, I AM BROKEN ON MY EVERYWHERE AND I AM REALLY MAD ABOUT IT, OK? I gargled with salt water! I drank lots of fluids! I got rest! I ignored it! I took medicine! I stopped taking medicine! I rested! I went out and was active! I have tried everything, you dumb cock-sucking disease, and yet you keep hanging around!
It’s like one whole side of my body went into revolt. And is infected with pig AIDS and syphilitic cancer cells and toe herpes. Look, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me and I DO NOT CARE. Just GO AWAY THING. You’ve been here two weeks and I have been REALLY PATIENT. NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
And all I can do is keep taking showers. Like, if I take a shower, I will feel better afterward, right? I took three yesterday. THEY DID NOT HELP.
Fuck whatever this thing is. It’s nice outside! I’d like to go enjoy my life! Instead I am at home infested with twelve deadly diseases and I am exhausted and I can’t sleep and I feel TERRIBLE. God DAMN it.
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If it was just the horrible throat, I would have said coxsackie (hand foot and mouth disease). When I had that a few years ago, I cried when I tried to swallow ice cream. It also involves tiny red dots on your hands and feet, though.
So yeah, swollen glands, sore everything, and feeling like death… I’d say mono is likely. *hugs*
Btw, *points toward sidebar library* I LOVED Eyes of the Dragon! It’s definitely right up there with The Talisman among my favorite King stories. Fantasy & horror at the same time. Woot.