I am so very proud of you, that you have taken up this shooting thing.

First, because it’s a smart thing for you to be doing, IMHO. Especially as a woman. Especially in the exciting neighborhood where you live, if you’ll pardon my saying so.

And second, because a liberal-minded, self-described misanthrope who is ARMED is just one short step to becoming … a LIBERTARIAN!!!

*cue sinister and ominous organ music*

Soon you will be one of us.

You will never grow old. And you will never die. At least, not under a massive government-funded and -controlled health care program.

But you must feed …

Yes! Feed upon the poor … and the children … whom you obviously hate, because plainly they can never, ever, ever survive without massive federal programs. And the roads, the roads, who’s going to pay for the roads, and what about the schools, ZOMFG-ACLU-BBQ!!!1!!

AND YOU MUST PURCHASE THE SERIES “FIREFLY” ON DVD AND WATCH IT UNTIL YOU CAN WORK REFERENCES INTO YOUR EVERYDAY CONVERSATION, BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST SERIES EVER.

AND YOU SHALL THROW 20-SIDED DIE …

AND THEN YOU WILL BECOME A LIBERTARIAN LIKE US … ONE OF THE LIVING POLITICALLY DEAD!!!

* sinister organ music crescendoes and cuts *

Um … uh, sorry about that.