Red Hot Balls

January 2nd, 2009

A friend shared this with me, and of course I thought of Dim some of you. Immature people of the world, unite and take over!

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3 Responses to “Red Hot Balls”

Dim Reaper on January 3, 2009 6:41 am
*giggle* *giggle* Fnarr Fnarr

The best one is the can on the right (other side of the can maybe?) “Beanz with Balls” that can’t be a coincidence surely? Personally though, I’d have trouble eating them – there is no way that red hot balls are going in my mouth.

At the other end of the “Red hot balls” spectrum, a word of warning to any other male readers out there – when someone buys you shower gel with “Cool mint extract” I advise you to be very careful where you apply it.

Old-timers from the original FOOLs thread will remember of course that “Alfred” is Batman’s butler – his “Wrinkled old retainer”.

Well, it turns out that cool, minty freshness on the Alfred region is definitely not a good idea. Feels more like someone has just applied liquid nitrogen to your Alfred. DAmn things should carry a warning on the bottle.
SuperBadGirl on January 3, 2009 10:10 am
Similarly, ladies with chest colds need to be careful of applying Vick’s Vaporub, then using the toilet before washing their hands. Smearing that stuff in your delicate bits is quite invigorating, to say the least.
Dim Reaper on January 3, 2009 1:31 pm
They should definitely put a warning on products like these. Something like – “May contain traces of nuts…and keep it away from yours too.”

Incidentally I’ve just posted a completely innocent picture on my blog for anyone who might be interested in English culture.