The Most Kick-Ass Deer Ever

December 2nd, 2008

I wish this deer could have done this guy a little more damage.

Dear asshole, if you’re going to get off on killing things, make sure they’re actually dead, lest they try to seek revenge on your ass.

STLtoday – Wounded deer attacks hunter who shot him
Wounded deer attacks hunter who shot him
ASSOCIATED PRESS
12/01/2008

SEDALIA, Mo. — A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.

Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called “15 seconds of hell.” The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.

So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.

On second thought, I wish this would have been a zombie deer. Maybe it was, and that’s why it went for his scalp. Zombie deer eats your brains.

Mood : Oh Dear Lord I don't want to go to work