Daily Miscellany 2008-11-18

November 18th, 2008

Dear my employees: When I ask for shit “1st thing in the morning” don’t make me come and hunt your ass down to get it. K? Thx. #
Look, it can’t possibly be necessary for me to run every meeting. Surely someone else can effectively bring a meeting a close, right? #
Oh suck it Joe Lieberman, I am so sick of your stupid face. I wish someone would punch you in your saggy jowls and shut you up. #
By no means use the quote I wrote for you, but try to make up something that’s insulting to our intended audience. That’ll work. #
Heading to grocery store. There will be cookies tonight! #
http://twitpic.com/mkdi – Just say no to weirdo Ugg slippers at the grocery store. #
Dear sore throat: If you know what’s good for you, you will be allergy-related and not illness-related. #
Blah, could something please be interesting for five minutes? The whole world is a big pile of meh this week. #
There. Now I’m listening to country music. I hope you’re happy, world. #