Larry David Sounds Like I Feel

October 23rd, 2008

Larry David: Waiting for Nov. 4th
I can’t subject other people to me in my current condition. I just don’t like what I’ve turned into — and frankly I wasn’t that crazy about me even before the turn. This election is having the same effect on me as marijuana. All of my worst qualities have been exacerbated. I’m paranoid, obsessive, nervous, and totally mental. It’s one long, intense, bad trip. I need to come down. Soon.

Except that I’ve never smoked marijuana, so I don’t know what I’d be like if I did.