Daily Miscellany 2008-10-23

October 23rd, 2008

I’ve no concept of how SPalin’s $150k clothing bill will play w/the masses. Aren’t we all inured to reports of lavish clothing expenditures? #
SPalin clothes cont.: She’s their Britney, their Paris Hilton. I bet they think she “deserves” clothing worth more than the average house. #
Judging by everyone else’s tweets, it’s a suck Wednesday and we’re all exhausted/sick of it/need a day off. I concur. #
http://tinyurl.com/69zs2e Is this some kind of subliminal message from SPalin? Or do you think there are elephants on the other side? #
http://twurl.nl/jcvpw4 Is this some kind of subliminal message from SPalin? Or do you think there are elephants on the other side? #
Dear asshat: Before you came to work here I never had to make bullshit PR events/releases out of lies and nothingness. Just so you know. #
http://twurl.nl/r1hqdr There’s no amount of spin that will save M. Bachmann from her “anti-American” comments. Which is why she’s now lying. #
I am about a hairsbreadth away from slamming certain people in the face with a phone book when they walk into my office. #
http://twurl.nl/yqdd07 McSweeney’s on the care and training of the writer in your life. #
Everything and everyone around me seems to need some kind of attention. What’s up with this entropic madness? I am out of attention to give. #
Speak of the metaphorical devil, my Obama yard sign just got here! #
Who has stolen ALL MY SCISSORS? #
http://twurl.nl/v8ljsb See, now I am no knitter, but this Chihuahua embroidery pattern is a big WANT. #
Dear everyone: Stop saying “podium.” It is a LECTERN. #
Commence old-ladyhood – I fell asleep watching @maddow (not that she’s boring, I am just exhausted.) Now I go to bed. #