Right-Wing Radio

September 17th, 2008

In listening to some asstarded right-wing radio jockey this morning, I was astonished at how wrong he was about everything. Not just the basics (He says Obama is bad and McBush/Palin are good) but also several other key indicators that let you know the guy is either hella-shady or just a total nutjob. Two of the biggest (surely endorsement-related) whoppers he fed his audience this morning:

Charter Communications has some of the BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE in this damn country! These people sometimes have restraining orders taken out on them by customers, that’s how hard they’re serving them! (he seriously said that!)
Saturn cars are the BEST! Japanese cars are ugly and boxy and stupid and dangerous! Who wants to drive a foreign boxy car, just to save some money on gas? (he seriously said that!) Plus, Europeans love the styling of the Saturn! (since when do neocon retards think European endorsement is a plus?)

This is all in addition to his sidekick saying something (I think about Obama being elected) would be “an apostrophe!” I can only assume he meant to say “catastrophe.”

Even if I bought the line of neocon BS he was spouting, just having a brain would lead me to question all his assertions after he claimed that Charter had good customer service. Don’t his listeners know he’s being paid for his endorsements? Don’t they have the power to reason “Hey, Charter has pretty much the worst service on the planet. If this guy says otherwise he’s retarded or lying for money. If he’d lie/be wrong about that, what else might he lie/be wrong about?”

Simple Deductive Reasoning.

What DO they teach them in schools these days?

Plus I also realized that Laura Ingraham uses Sugar’s “If I Can’t Change Your Mind” (written by gay punk icon Bob Mould) as a theme song. Offensive yet perversely hilarious.