Making the Case for Abstinence-Only Sex Education – 236

September 3rd, 2008

Exactly, exactly, exact-o-fucking-lutely.

Making the Case for Abstinence-Only Sex Education – 236 – The Room
LEVI: What are you fuckin’ talkin’ about? I made you. You’re set. Instead of being branded a pinhead by Bill O’Reilly and having conservatives blame your parents for this shit, you’re, like, now the poster child for the right-to-life movement. As though abortion had anything to do with our fuckin’ a lot without a condom. Think about it–you’re getting rewarded for your “morals” by puttin’ out at 17! Most kids our age would get killed for this shit, and I’m going to be on national TV instead. This is greatest bait-and-switch in history. I’m a fuckin’ genius.