Someone Told the St. Paul Police There Was a Zombie Outbreak – 236 – The Room
Pretty much the best post I’ve read in a week or two.
Someone Told the St. Paul Police There Was a Zombie Outbreak – 236 – The Room
Oh, man. The St. Paul Police Department’s face must be red after they confused RNC protesters with a ravenous zombie hoard to be taken down at any cost.Why else would they be wearing gas masks and more body armor than the dude from Halo? As I marched with other protesters and I saw officers on balconies and vans pointing automatic weapons at us, I realized there had been a really big mix-up.
It’s easy to understand: A large group of people moving at a slow pace repeating phrases they couldn’t understand. Clearly zombies.
Viewing the apocalypse in progress, the police officers decided to valiantly protect their caches of guns, booze, and women by attacking the hungry lost souls. We tried to tell them that we were peacefully marching and not the undead.
But they couldn’t hear us over the sound of how ready they were to kick our asses.
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