Parse if you Dare!
This anti-fan letter was so wonderfully constructed that I had to comment on it. That second line is pure poetry. Plus my favorite in letters, Totally ranDom Capitalization. It’s almost as if the capitalization carries its own hidden message, too. Lowercase “neil” and “gaiman” but uppercase “Batman” and “Writing” and of course “Fuck You.” Overall a pretty awesome letter.
Neil Gaiman’s Journal
I hope this reaches neil himself. Never have i ever known of anyone as full of himself as well as shit, than you. Now another milestone in your over-hyped career, Writing Batman. Not only are you under the impression you can write, but write batman? Fuck You. You Tried before and it sucked. It was just gaiman… With Batman in it. Fuck You.If I’d known that Secret Origins of Batman Villains #1 had made that much of an impression on people, I would have… actually, probably not done anything different, really. I was rather fond of it.
If you think you won’t like the Batman comic I’ll write, probably you’d be best off not reading it. It’ll just be a two part Batman comic, you can save your money. Although if you’d bother to write me a letter like that you might buy it just to prove to yourself that you hate it as much as you know you’re going to…
I can’t imagine having to deal with the public regarding things I’ve written and/or otherwise created. Am far to sensitive and don’t know if I could carry the weight of the skin I’d have to develop.
2 Responses to “Parse if you Dare!”
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jenipants on
July 31, 2008 12:21 pm
See, he’s way more grown up than I am. My general response to asshats like that would be “Why don’t you just shut up and lick me where I pee?” Not only is that a gross statement, it’s also overtly sexual, rude, and juvenile. Completely my style. -
SuperBadGirl on
July 31, 2008 1:16 pm
See, I’ve always used that line in the amended form of “Why don’t you lick me where I bleed?” which is rude, juvenile and sexual too, and also somewhat grosser. But I think we both get top marks for refusing to take the high road.
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