OKCupid is the New Yahoo! Personals (not in a good way)
When I joined Yahoo! personals I quickly realized that it was THE lowest common denominator online dating site. Every illiterate hoosier in 125 miles of here was on there trying to get laid despite having fewer years of education than they had teeth.
Then I stumbled onto OKCupid which had a somewhat higher-IQ user base. Sure, there was a fair percentage of freaks & geeks, and lots of polyamory wannabees who couldn’t even get one chick, let alone a couple of ‘em, but I have a soft spot for geeks and the site was fun. But someone must have told the Yahoo! white-trash brigade, and now everyone within 100 miles of me is once again a total hoosier freak. Examples include (verbatim from self description):
just a laid back type of guy who dont like cheating ,people who judges others,love sports like ,baseball,football,basketball,fast pitch softball.i love camping,cooking,i just like to have fun life is to short to hate people
Seriously, what the FUCK is a smart chick to do? Aside from hole herself up in her room and cry at the thought of never finding any kind of suitable companionship unless she moves to a coast?
Sidenote: there are few things stupider than a white-trash guy wearing a do-rag, and yes I am talking to you, Mr. Sleeveless Shirt at Michael’s today. You look a fool, and like you smell bad.
Filed under: anti-socialism, dating drama |Ik wil
Een contract
Bij een notaris, dat het waar is
Jij hoort bij mij
Ik hoor bij jou
Een contract
Bij een ambtenaar, in het openbaar
Jij blijft bij mij
Ik blijf bij jou
3 Responses to “OKCupid is the New Yahoo! Personals (not in a good way)”
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Heidi on
July 9, 2008 9:17 pm
See, now I thought you were talking about Lizzie’s dumbass boyfriend. That pretty much sums him up. -
SuperBadGirl on
July 9, 2008 9:37 pm
Ugh. Sorry. Lizzie is too cool to not have better taste than that. -
Heidi on
July 9, 2008 10:05 pm
And yet…
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