Me want cookie

May 5th, 2006

Maybe because I’ve always kind of identified with the Cookie Monster. Me like cookies too, as a matter of fact.

COOKIE MONSTER SEARCHES DEEP WITHIN HIMSELF AND ASKS:
IS ME REALLY MONSTER?

Me know. Me have problem.

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

Read the rest at McSweeney’s

Also, I’ve decided that I have a pathalogically dirty mind. There is nothing to which I can’t assign some crazy smarmy meaning. Is this an indication of my being caught in some adolescent phase? Discuss amongst yourselves.

  


4 Responses to “Me want cookie”

  1. SuperBadGirl on June 25, 2008 8:39 pm

    Can’t decide, cookie or nookie?

    PS: no render challenge this month?
    Posted 5/5/2006 5:45 PM by micalclark – reply

  2. SuperBadGirl on June 25, 2008 8:40 pm

    Gah! Let me get to it! I knew there were things I meant to do – like pay my rent and post a render challenge.
    Posted 5/5/2006 6:12 PM by superbadG – reply

  3. SuperBadGirl on June 25, 2008 8:40 pm

    Visit micalclark’s Xanga Site!
    lol, no problem. Sure it wasn’t a priority while nursing a bum hip and fighting with monitors.
    Posted 5/5/2006 7:53 PM by micalclark – reply

  4. SuperBadGirl on June 25, 2008 8:40 pm

    You’re caught in an adolescent phase?

    Well, okay…but just make sure their parents don’t find out.
    Posted 5/6/2006 7:32 AM by Slovman – reply

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