Saw this ad on MySpace

June 20th, 2008

I don’t have anything to do with MySpace. It’s troubling to me on many levels. The main one being how f*cking annoying it is.

Unfortunately my employer does have something to do with MySpace, and I am in charge of maintaining that page. So I have to periodically log onto that atrocity and see all the crazy, blinky, loud, garish, hot-mess that it is. And then today I saw this scary-ass ad:

And I felt like I needed to make a public service announcement regarding it. So here it is:

Attention, Gentlemen. The female pictured in this ad will devour your penis, and then laugh wickedly at your discomfiture. You will not get it back when she is done.

That is all.

Mood : still crampy Music : Over the Rhine - I Want You to be My Love