Bus Uncle – He fucks your mother!

May 30th, 2006

Has everyone seen Bus Uncle? It’s worth the watch.

In other news, I went to the doctor (keep doing physical therapy exercises at home, only have to come back if I get worse) and then went to Home Despot to get my flowers ($96! Should have brought Mom, for sure!) and then I get home to find that the new group of amateur roofer/tuckpointers has got their ladders all over my balcony! So I can’t even plant everything today! They had better finish with that shite today, and they better SURE as shit not leave those ladders leaned up from the ground to my balcony (see previous post) or I am gonna go postal on them.

Anyway, my hip and thigh are sore from carrying two small bags of potting soil, so I have to go and rest *eyeroll* Oh, the joys of being infirm!

Also, it’s effing hot.

  


2 Responses to “Bus Uncle – He fucks your mother!”

  1. SuperBadGirl on May 30, 2006 8:25 am

    Oh deliberate. They are the Office and Home Despots, respectively. It’s one of those things you get used to saying, like Taco Smell, and it just comes out that way. Like the time my Mom said it was cold out and I replied “Yeah, it’s a little nippley” and could have shoved both my feet into my mouth.

  2. micalclark on May 30, 2006 4:05 pm

    “Home Despot”? typo or fraudian slip?

    Despot: tyrant, a cruel and oppressive dictator
    Posted 5/30/2006 4:05 PM by micalclark – reply

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