Sweet and Tender Hooligan

April 13th, 2008

…the giant gold medal in the Asshole Olympics goes to ME, for forgetting about Jake’s shots yesterday and pushing him onto his back when he snapped at Bruiser a little while ago. His most piteous yelping when his sore shoulders hit the pillow makes me the biggest asshole in at least three states. Ack. And now he’s in the corner eyeballing me suspiciously.

Of course, none of them pay attention to my piteous yelping when I come home from Target and someone has shat on the hardwood floor. In fact, no one even acknowledged my discomfiture OR fessed up to the dirty deed.

But still, as the resident adult human, no matter the circumstance I am the asshole and they are the adorable mistreated chihuahuas.

Mood : nauseated, what else? Music : The Chalets - Sexy Mistake