The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys – Cracked.com
March 19th, 2008
Number 11 is my favoritest most-disturbing!
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#11. The Tongue Vibrator
Of all the products here most likely to inspire a horror movie, this has to be at the top of the list. What the hell could be scarier than a disembodied, licking tongue?
You stumble into your bathroom at night, open the medicine cabinet and then this thing comes squirming out at you, just … licking and stuff.
Fun Website Quote:
“The sweet licking motion provides endless and tireless rhythm”
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“There was a scene in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler is talking to a kid when he first gets to high school and the kid says “I was a loser in denial too. Until the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.” Remember that? So did the designers of this toy. But unlike you, they thought it was an awesome idea.”
“It is a scientific fact that every human being will, at one time or another, have a sexual fantasy in which they’re that really weird Gremlin from Gremlins 2 that got turned into electricity and stuck in the phone lines. Guaran-damn-teed. It was for that reason that this product was made. Now, without having to involve any Mogwai at all, you too can electrocute the living shit out of yourself, your partner, the cat, the mailman, or anyone else you can chase down and grab hold of. As an added bonus, it will all be super sexy.”