You know what I would like?
March 17th, 2008
- I would like to walk barefoot.
- Barring that, I would like to wear two shoes. One on each foot. A matching pair of shoes. Cute shoes.
- I would like to sit cross-legged.
- I would like to paint my toenails. Actually, I would like someone ELSE to paint my toenails. I would like a pedicure.
- I would like to walk up the stairs in a way that is somewhat less evocative of a drunken clown.
- I would like to ride my exercise bike.
- I would like to run around after Jake in the yard.
- I would like to kneel down and pull some weeds.
- I would like to sleep in any old position I want, no matter if my foot is at a 90-degree angle from my ankle.
- I would like to take my dogs for a walk.
- I would like to take myself for a walk.
- I would like to go to the doctor next Monday and have him tell me that I am the fastest-healing woman he’s ever known, and he’d like to write me up for a medical journal.
- I would like for the Feist concert in April to not be sold out.
That is all.
No, wait. I would also like you to watch this clip. I <3 Jeff Goldblum.
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