Truly an awesome online profile
Headline: do u excist?
Body of message:
looking for someone I can trust and possible long term (no BBWs) see my body type? (slender) so not attracted to anyone larger than myself, thank you ,someone under 5 foot 9 inches, under 130 pounds and I like long hair I must be attracted also, thank you…
I am not even going to comment. These (literal and figurative) morons with looks-laundry-lists, who think that non-trustworthy people actually self-identify as such (and even if they did it’s unlikely they would have a problem saying they WERE trustworthy when they’re not because, hey, by definition they’re not trustworthy.) I wonder if they ever find similarly moronic women to interact with?
There was another guy whose profile I saw today who had this to say about his dream girl:
My goal is to find someone classy. This woman will know how to dress decently and can look nice in the most casual of things.
She will have goals in life, even if they are cartoonish and or a planned out strategy. Hopefully her goals won’t be something as typical as becoming a music artist or a poet. If so, please don’t reply.
Perhaps her goals could be something as atypical as guiding and supporting you through a remedial grammar course?
In reading this guy’s whole profile I see that he has identified 17 individual “must-have” qualities in a potential mate, and 4 “extra” qualities. This is precious.
Must-haves
- Educated
- Classy
- No Slang
- Looks nice in casual clothes
- not petty (*snerk*)
- Has goals (can be cartoonish!)
- Goals are not to be a poet/musician
- Can’t have ex-boyfriends who still call
- Understands trust is earned
- single
- Understand his need for space
- have own hobbies
- Not a mother or a judge (to him, not vocationally I assume)
- Knows when she is wrong and can “suck it up” (I assume he’s not smart enough for that to be an entendre)
- Nice
- Smart
- Attractive
Extras
- A woman that has a passion for all types of movies
- a woman that knows what a MMO is and maybe plays one
- Sexually open minded and open to lots of things
- a woman with a nice butt and/or chest
I have to say, the world of online dating never fails to amaze and astonish me. I mean, you know why these people are still available and looking online. (OK that’s an equal indictment of me, I realize) This whole laundry-list aspect of looking for a mate is so bizarre. Is there really a woman out there who reads this and thinks “Oh, hot DAMN, I do look good in casual clothes!”?
This guy is basically saying that he wants a smart, mature, attractive, goal-oriented, educated woman who is into all his hobbies but will leave him alone when he wants it, is reasonable in her approach to relationship conflict, will support him while he finishes his education, doesn’t care that he’s broke-ass, will help him raise his kid, won’t ever form a negative opinion of him (I love how he says he wants someone non-judgmental!) will be into the same kinky shit he is and will have minimal past relationships/history.
Yeah. OK. Let me know how that goes. Because you may be looking for that woman – heck, that woman may even exist. But I can guarantee that woman is not looking for you.
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Me? I don’t look good in casual clothes, and am very judgmental.
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