Oh FFS

February 24th, 2008

OK look… seriously.

I….

No, really.

Seriously.

For REAL now.

…oh fuckit.

Just read this shit that someone felt the need to message me.

hi!! im new here trying 1 last time to share my passions they were a bit to strong for my wife of 19 years but she did her best we raised 3 great kids but now was time to move on passionpassionpassion i have plenty my work my music my sex my best sex lately is masturbation(did i just say that?) even turning a woman down to enjoy my own fantasies nothing perverted but defenitly kinky!! anyway it aint all about sex but i need to share some time w/ a pasionate lady so here i am i hope you read my profile and maybe you will write back thanks! charles

  


4 Responses to “Oh FFS”

  1. Nightsun33 on February 24, 2008 3:55 pm

    My goodness…

    If that is what he writes, he can keep going with his own fantasies. ‘Cause fantasies is all he will have. And what happened to almost 20 years of marriage? Where’s the love? Where’s the “passion”?

  2. Dimreaper on February 24, 2008 4:44 pm

    “…best sex lately is masturbation…even turning a woman down to enjoy my own fantasies…”

    Hmmm, I’m not the world’s greatest judge of human character, but I suspect this guy may be a little self-absorbed.

    Oh, and also a complete mentalist.

  3. SuperBadGirl on February 24, 2008 5:17 pm

    Hey - he’s just trying 1 last time to (legally) share his passions!

    They were “too strong” for his wife so he hit her in the face with a shovel and buried her under his mobile home.

  4. jenipants on February 26, 2008 4:35 pm

    The last time I discussed masturbation with someone on a dating site, it turned into an “I do it more than you do” contest. :P

    That is all.

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