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Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:12:33 +0000

[...] using my uterus for his breeding program? I am tired of being pre-pregnant, FWIW. Can I just be non-pregnant for awhile? Mood : dizzy in my head Filed under [...]

By: micalclark

micalclark — Thu, 18 May 2006 16:59:33 +0000

… and you can get free gift packaging. I can hardly imagine the look of excitement on your lady’s face when she receives fatgirlslim for her birthday or anniversary.
Posted 5/18/2006 11:59 AM by micalclark

By: slovman

slovman — Wed, 17 May 2006 20:27:18 +0000

Somehow I don’t think “I’m fat, penetrate me!” will become the siren song of the 21st Century.
Posted 5/17/2006 3:27 PM by Slovman

By: SuperBadGirl

SuperBadGirl — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:51:00 +0000

I think they’re trying to relate something they want (penetration) with something that they think women will want (fat reduction) that way women will develop a Pavlovian need to be penetrated every time they think that they’re fat. Since women think about how fat they are almost as many times per day as men think abotu sex, the sex drives of our two genders will finally be in harmony!

Mical, don’t you know that only the proper type of white christian conservative will be allowed to breed? No need taking care of your equipment – it won’t be necessary. You and Slovman, thanks for making me (and probably morrie) remember that there ARE guys out there who get this stuff.

Anyway, I’m not really awake yet, I have to get penetrated by some “caffeine encapsulated QuSomes™”

WTF? That’s like some kind of Star Trek TNG babble right there.
Posted 5/17/2006 11:51 AM by superbadG

By: morriganshadow

morriganshadow — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:38:59 +0000

I had something witty to write here. Then, I read micalclark’s comment, laughed until I pissed myself, and forgot. Thanks. Ya had to be the funny bastard.
Posted 5/17/2006 10:38 AM by morriganshadow

By: micalclark

micalclark — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:23:18 +0000

This line from the product page had me a bit confused “a proprietory delivery enahncer that helps penetration”. Besides the spelling error, I couldn’t figure out how penetration assistance and fat reduction were necessarily related.

Must be my pre-inseminative state. Hmmm, maybe I should wear looser underwear to protect my birth related equipment.
Posted 5/17/2006 10:23 AM by micalclark

By: slovman

slovman — Wed, 17 May 2006 06:44:21 +0000

One day, we will ensure that the human female will have EVERY SINGLE EGG in her ovaries fertilized, matured, and born before she reaches menopause…or, you know, dies from some totally unrelated exhaustion. If this means outlawing abortion, tracking your pre-pregnancy care, or instituting forced sexual relationships, then so be it. We are committed to over-populating the earth by any means necessary.

Now get back in the kitchen and pre-heat the oven for my pre-game meal before I’m forced to severely and repeatedly violate the terms of our pre-nuptials.
Posted 5/17/2006 1:44 AM by Slovman